JUST NIP TINGLINGLY GOOD COACHING.
No more wincing at your reflection, eating shite food or spending 28384 hours in the gym.
(and won't need to be a boring bastard about it)
LOSE FAT ● BUILD MUSCLE ● NO BULLSHIT ● TOP BANTS
SICK & TIRED OF FAD DIETS, UNESSESSARY SHIT & RESULTS THAT LAST AS LONG AS A TEENAGERS FIRST KNEE TREMBLER?
Actually, I was after 1:1 in-person PT sessions at The Gym Group Isle of Wight
I made a different page for this with all the details.
Click the big pink button below for all things 1:1 In-Person PT.
So how about it?
Want to dive in now? Then tickle the big sexy pink button over there.
No? Tough cookie. Ok, I got way more to show you.
Keep scrollin, scrollin scrollin....
(can you guess my favourite band? A few clues coming up)
IT'S BLOOMIN' HARD TO GET VIDEO TESTIMONIALS OUT OF PEOPLE. YOU'RE BUSY AND I GET IT.
But when I do get them - they make me very proud.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
For Claire, this wasn't all about fat-loss and getting as lean as possible. Sometimes it's about having a structure to look after yourself, fuel yourself, feel better and come back down to earth over what it is you actually want.
I LOVE THIS SHIT.
Thank you Claire.
And here's Anne...
Anne had lost over 10Kg alone before working with me and but hit a wall and needed someone to break her through it.
Thank you Anne, for being so honest about your experience.
A couple of Anne's before and recent photos are below!
Ahh go on then, here's a third one for good measure...
Nadine jumped in head first annd paid up front for 6 months which I honestly didn't expect.
Feeling shite, hitting menopause and wanting to regain her confidence, strength and spark she once had. Safe to say we achieved this. Take a look at her photoshoot photos below!
Thanks Nadine for being so awesome.
Alright last one, not a video but one close to my heart I'd love to tell you about.
Rita is a warrior. A cancer surviving, body rebuilding tough mother fucker who I adore who put her trust in ME! to help her rebuild her life post breast cancer in 2025 to now.
These photos are taken straight from my instagram page so you can see. Here's a brief overview of her story.
I'm sure I'll get her to do a video testimonial soon too and I'll shove that here.
IF YOU'RE READY TO LOSE FAT, GAIN MUSCLE AND WANT AN OVERSIZED EMO DUDE GET YOU IN THE SHAPE OF YOUR LIFE... THEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
Especially when you consider it’ll cost you less than your daily Pumpkin spiced macchiato mocha flummachino (can you tell I don't like coffee?)
With 'Amazing Things', I’m going to teach you everything I’ve learned in 15 years of being a personal trainer, online coach and teacher (who’s never been sued), so you can:
Finally stick to a training plan that actually works (so you don’t give up after a week and a half)...
So those photos you take sometimes are not just a slide show of you getting more fat...
Take the guesswork out of your nutrition (meaning you can actually enjoy what you eat, while getting results)
Swerve the plethora (I knew i'd use that word one day) of online fuck-wittery confusing the liver out of everyone.
Be the envy of your friends, family, and coworkers, who’ll print off photos of you to hang up in the house. Probably.
Listen, I can’t promise you’ll be stopped by strangers in the street, undressing in front of you, and asking you to have children with them. Or even be scouted by some top modelling agency.
Because let’s be honest, you might just be way too fucking ugly to be a model.
So I got an app. It's called 'Amazing Things' and yeah it's on the app store.
All very fancy pants.
But apps and technology don't get results - people, relationships and communication do, so this is just the facilitator of coaching not what makes it tick.
I wanted a pretty place you could have all your
Training plans and workout data
Nutrition & Supplementation plans
Progress Photos
Our main message box
Educational content library
Progress metrics like bodyweight and measurements
Calandars, goals, and daily habit trackers.
Basically everything.
Hey, Hows it going?
I’m Tobie and for the last 4 years I’ve been a PT and online coaching & educating everyday people just like you - experienced ones, busy ones, anxious ones.
In a previous life I was a high school teacher and assitant headteacher in a special school for teens with behavioural challenges. I fell out of love with it and into fitness where I figured if I could make grumpy teens do stuff they didn’t want to... I could make adults do stuff they do want to.
So I re-qualified. I got sick with stage 4 cancer and almost died, had a little dabble in mens physique bodybuilding and now here we are.
I’m now a proud parent...
Of my little ‘Amazing Things’ project and I’d love you to be a part of it.
Tobie
SO. HOW MUCH IS IT THEN?
It's £41.50 per week. No contract, No hassle.
(FUCK ME HE SAID A PRICE WITHOUT A SALES CALL. HOW REFRESHING.)
Sold? Amazing. You can lock in your place and get started right now.
I’ve provided flexible payment options to suit different needs:
• Spread payments monthly
• Or even weekly if you’re managing cash flow
Payments are securely processed through Stripe.
My guarantee is simple: If you work with me for 14 days and are unhappy with the program, the support or you feel it's not what I promised, I'll give you every penny of your money back – guaranteed.
Fuck-it, let me say this also, if at ANY time in your journey with me you feel you have asked and not received help, and have done what was asked of you and not seen results... i'll still honor the money back gurantee.
Because, to be transparent: why the fuck wouldn't I strive to get you results? That's literally my entire business model.
I'm not convinced yet but I'd like to talk to you 1:1
Still have questions? That's ok you can message me personally and chat if you prefer.
I'm a very passionate about this so I'll likely reply within a few minutes even if i'm having a poo and I make no apology for that.
You can send me a WhatsApp Message here...
(+44) 7418609288
Alternatively, you may want to subscribe to my mailing list where I'll send you a daily email for 100 days of highly useful shiz for fat-loss, habits, nutrition and training. Maybe you can get to know me a little better there first.
Pop me your first name and best email below and check the sexy button and it'll be with you shortly.
Remember to check your junk (folder you dirty bastard) and add me as a safe sender.
The confirmation and first email are immediate.
That's all she wrote my friend.
If you hit the button and went for it, see you on the flipside you delightful delinquent.
If not, maybe I'm not your human or this is the wrong time for you.
But I hope I see you again one day anyway.
To your inevitable success,
Tobie.
